looking out for your significant other like
i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes
it’s called his hand
i didnt zoom in on that pic and i thought it said “how do you think i make snow”
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Funny story. A gay friend of mine was snapchatting me and he said that I looked cute. Then he immediately sent me another sbapchat that said, “no hetero
a gay boy takes a girl out to the movies and accidentally brushes her hand as he reaches for their shared popcorn NO HETERO he screams